Bastardough

Moon dough is evil.

There, I said it. I tried several opening paragraphs to try and lead in, and soften the blow. No luck. Perception is reality, but truth is realitier.

If glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts, then moon dough is the Krippin virus. It might be related to Play-doh, but the truth is that in the Dough family, Moon Dough is an illegitimate child- more 'Moon' than 'Dough'.

It smells bad. It crumbles in your hand- Moon Dough is more like Moon Dust. It gets all over the floors, the chairs, inside the cracks of the table- I wouldn't be surprised in the least to discover that this stuff is airborne.

You know why it doesn't dry out? Because it's not held together by anything. Take marriage for example. Marriages are held together by love, and sometimes the love dries out. When that happens, you have to throw it away and get a new marriage. Moon dough is like those people that go from person to person and never really find love. Sure, they may have fun- but they're just fluffy and they fall apart easily. Oh, and they get dandruff all over the floor.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't buy Moon Dough. But don't buy Moon Dough. Seriously- send this stuff back to where it came from- which I actually believe to be Uranus.