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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The indecisive can never have everything they ever wanted

While I would never claim to be the Word Guy or some sort of mystical word-wielding warrior poet call me Conan the Verbarian or even Bill Simmons, there aren't many times where I am unable to piece together a timely or appropriate introduction or conclusion.  Now they may not be Pulitzer Prize winning components, but they generally flow easily and tie in with the greater thrust of what I'm trying to accomplish in my writing.

Sometimes, those words don't come so easily to me, and I have to dig and dig and dig some more...and usually I'm able to come up with something that might not be structurally beautiful but is at least functional.
I call those ones "Steve"

And then, once in a great, great while, I simply can't think of what the heck to say and I have to fudge something.  Like I am now.  So then I have to apologize for the long-winded nothingness- I just couldn't figure out how to start off what I wanted to say (other than just coming right out and saying it...but how boring is that?).

Yesterday, I was formally offered a social work position at a social work agency.  Yesterday, I formally accepted said position.  Today, I started to process what that change is going to mean in our lives a little bit.  Today...I'm just chock full of all sorts of emotions.

I wrote last week about my mixed feelings- and they're still there.  Probably will be for awhile.  To be clear- I'm very excited about my new position.  It pays more.  Full-time employment throughout the summer.  A professional position in my field- that long anticipated, oft-bemoaned, first foot in the door, a notch in the belt for future stability and security.  Stability and security.  We aren't there yet, but after seven years of scratching and clawing (and being scratched and clawed) to make a living, I've finally landed a job that should carry me upwards and onwards wherever life may take us.

But this is also one of those moments where you realize when you have some pretty green grass right where you are, and how sometimes, that patch of green grass is maybe everything you ever wanted also, the grass is metaphorical.  Real grass is sort of boring.  These last nine months were so tremendous.  Yeah, there were ups and downs and when you're leaving a job it's probably a lot easier to wax nostalgic about the good times/forget about the bad- but when you're an aide (or a direct care worker or something like that), those bad times can (and often do) serve to forge solid, airtight bonds of friendship.  You're in the trenches with these people, wading through the muck and mire and mucus and...well, it doesn't pay the bills- but you can't buy it with money either.  I'm going to miss my FSPeeps.  I'm going to miss all of the wonderful human beings that roam the halls of 401 North Sixth Street.  Not everybody gets to love their job, but these past few months I got to live that out, and it makes me sad that I can only take it with me in a non-corporeal sense. 

Next week I'll be taking that first step into the world of post-college professionalism.  It's simultaneously frightening and exhilarating, and many shades in between.  I don't know what the next steps will be, or where they will land.  But I do know that those steps will bear shoe prints emblazoned with an 'SK' rocket ship.

Man, there is so much I want to say, and so few ways that I'm coming up with to say it.  So this is what I got- thanks for the memories, Sandy Knoll.  I miss you already.

This is the part where I'd have a nice, hopefully witty conclusion that referenced my introduction and hit on several of the themes contained within the body of my work.  Again, words are failing me.  Thanks a lot, words.

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Monday, August 27, 2012

An awesome opportunity it would be...if only it would happen to me

Rather than tread lightly around the subject, I'm just gonna come right out with it.  Today is (supposed to be) the day that the Bill Simmons website announces who their Fantasy Football writers are going to be.  I'm honestly trying not to think about it too much, or get my hopes up, because I imagine that they got a ton of responses- and while I usually go back and forth about my abilities as a writer, I have no misgivings about my chances here.

What gives me hope is that the competition was not about being a fanciful writer or a Ron Jaworski clone.  They simply asked for a voice (10-12 voices, actually).  Hey- I have a voice!  Thus I wrote an exquisite 750-word essay, submitted it, and put myself out there.  I have just about zero delusions of grandeur, but I firmly believe that I have what it takes to be a Fantasy Football writer. 

Why do I believe this?  Simple.  After working on this project, I went back through and read some of my previous posts about Fantasy Football and I realized something- I'm ridiculous.
Just in case you didn't realize it yet.
I'm not just ridiculous...nay, I am the King of Ridiculous!  I mean, I am the guy who spends a Sunday morning scouring the box scores of Fantasy Football games from 3 years ago to determine who his all time leading scorer is.   I am the guy that wrote about franchises being Sarlacc pits and equating injured reserve with death and...and...and...well, doggone it, I should be writing for Grantland, a website that routinely tip-toes the line between the awesome and the absurd.  And what is more absurdly awesome than me writing about my Fantasy Football exploits with this sort of self-aware-ridiculousness?

(Hint:  Nothing.  The answer you're looking for is 'nothing').  

So yes, I'll be checking my e-mail (and Grantland) today like I'm Gigi.  After all of the opportunities that fell through this summer, I sure would like to think this is the pot of gold at the end of my proverbial rope.  But whether I succeed or not (and yes, you will find out either way), one thing is for certain: later this week I will be bringing you my 2012 Fantasy Football draft report!!!

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Monday, July 30, 2012

My Olympic weekend

For those of my readers who either aren't paying attention or are living under a rock (not being facetious, by the way- 33% of my readership is in either of these two categories), the Olympic Games started this weekend.  You may have heard of them, they're sort of a big deal, only happening every 4 years.  Although, with all the national championships and world championships and world cups...maybe it's not such a big deal.  Side tangent- why are the world championships considered less prestigious than the Olympics?  I mean, you're the champion.  Of the world.  THE WORLD!!!  What can be better than that?  It's the freaking world!!!  Leonardo DiCaprio didn't say "I'm the king of the Olympics!".  Dr. Evil didn't hold the Olympics ransom for one million dollars.  And God didn't send His only son because He loved the Olympics.  Come on!

I'm not really sure what my tangent was about.  But it's out there now, and it's up to the world to take up the gauntlet of my crusade.  Or whatevs.

Back on task, the Olympics.  As I've alluded to before (or perhaps just came right out and said...I can't be bothered to remember such things), living with my in-laws has been awesome because they have, like, a 500-inch Flat Screen Plasma HDMI Future TV.  And they like to watch sports.  So, seeing as I like to watch sports, and they like to watch sports, and the Olympics are the Mecca of sports...this past weekend we watched a lot of the Olympics.

Unfortunately, you haven't been watching them with me.  For about 33% of you, that's because you either live under a rock or simply haven't been paying attention.  The rest of you, sadly, just don't live here.  Or not so sadly if you do, in fact, snore.

Don't sweat it though- I've decided that rather than let that your snoring come between you and the privilege of knowing what I'm thinking as I watch the XXX Olympics, I will bring my Olympic thoughts right to you, hand delivered on a silver platter through the miracle of the internet.  I know you'll probably never get a chance to say thank you- but really, you'll never have to.  I'm that awesome.
But seriously, you should say 'Thank you'.
This isn't going to be any sort of running tabulation or a Bill Simmons-running-diary.  No, this is just me, sitting down at my computer after the fact and typing up some random thoughts about what I've witnessed.  Will it be as epic as what I actually witnessed?  Pfft...please.  Of course it is.  This is the Olympics, brah.

VOLLEYBALL:

I watched the US Mens and Womens team take on Serbia and South Korea, respectively.  Volleyball is one of my favorite Olympic sports.  I'm familiar enough with it to know what's going on, but watching it only once every four years makes it feel fresh and new.  It's not quite as cool as Sepak Takraw, but still- it's pretty awesome.

WARNING- This paragraph is probably going to seem to be veering hard into 'sexist' territory.  But I'm going to navigate it so smoothly and deftly you're going to wonder what the heck just happened.  Either that or I'm going to smack in the middle of Don Imus' forehead.  I enjoy watching women's volleyball just as much as I do the men's game.  It's one of the few sports where I can honestly say that, and it's not because volleyball players are cute.  (Actually, the US Olympic team this year is not very attractive.  The whole game against South Korea, it was painfully obvious who had the more beautiful side.  South Korea was just flat-out drop-unconscious gorgeous though).  The women, while not playing with the same athleticism as their male counterparts, play at a high enough level to where that difference is not noticeable.  Also, the women utilize more lob shots than the men, who seem destined to spike every third hit no matter where they are or how many defenders might be blocking them. 

Last thought on volleyball- the US team has a player named Destinee Hooker.  I just want to say WHAT THE HECK were her parents thinking?  Did they lose a bet?  Were they conducting some sort of sociological experiment?  Did her moms water break as they were driving through the Red Light district?  Literally that is the worst name I have ever heard.  There is no coming back from that name.  Her parents, in one fell swoop, managed to give her a name that evokes images of a prostitute and a stripper.  All I know is that if Shane ever brings home a girl named Destinee Hooker, he is either getting A) Punched in the face, B) Disowned, or C) Punched in the face and then disowned.  

HANDBALL:

France beat Norway in women's handball.  Apparently this is a huge upset, since Norway is like the Chicago Bulls of handball.  See, this is why you watch the Olympics.  Now that I know this, I can't imagine how I lived life without knowing that Norway excels at womens handball.  Anyways, handball is like the America of sports- a melting pot of other games- a lot of basketball mixed with some soccer and hockey- and dodgeball.  Like America, it's awesome. 

Side tangent #2- I'm finding out that the phrase 'World Cup' does not belong to soccer alone.  Apparently every sport has a World Cup.  And I just think, there's already a World Cup-level event.  It's called soccer.  You can have Bowl, or Fondue, or Serving Spoon- but please.  Nobody cares about your sport other than the parents who shelled out thousands of dollars so you could maybe go to the Olympics.  Have some decency and leave the Cup moniker to the real sports.  End tangent.

ARCHERY:

I have never watched competitive archery before, and after watching South Korea (another mystery dynasty) defeat China in the women's final, I just have to ask myself- why?  THIS SPORT IS AWESOME!!!  It's like Legolas versus Hawkeye versus Robin Hood, but for reals.  It was amazingly intense, every archer seeming to come up with a clutch shot- if football is a game of inches, then archery has to be a game of centimeters.  Plus, there was a camera placed head-on with the archers.  How big do your stones have to be to be operating a camera face-to-face with an archer? 

ROWING:

I watched some rowing.  Other than hearing that a Grand Valley State graduate was on one of the women's teams, I really don't have much to say about this sport other than I can see why it's so popular among the Ivy League schools.  When you're smarter than everybody else, you get to partake of the frivolities that the rest of us find incredibly boring.

BASKETBALL:

I watched the NBA all-stars US men defeat France by lots, a little bit of Spain/China, and the first quarter trainwreck that was the US women and that European team that they played.  Not much I can say that hasn't been said about the US mens team- they're obviously very talented, but watching blowout basketball is not very compelling.  Indeed, I was washing dishes while this game was on, which should tell you how non-must-see-TV this game was.  I've watched a couple of the US games, and the talking heads of sports, and everybody is talking about our weaknesses while we blow teams away by 20+ points every game.  Sure, this years team is no Dream Team- but at what point do we stop trying to manufacture some drama and just watch the hurricane blow through the opposition?

The US womens game though...that was different.  I was all in for this game, not because it was compelling.  Actually, it was so bad that it became compelling.  Like you were rooting for the US to pitch a shut-out level compelling.  Like you were rooting for the US to win a close game after while scoring less than 40 points.  Seriously, this game set womens basketball back fifty years, easy.  I've never been a huge womens basketball fan- this may sound sexist, and I apologize for that, but I feel that guys just do it better.  They are faster, stronger, and jump higher.  Sure, women may do some of the fundamental things better (which I realize may be a stereotypical/generalist argument), but it's not more exciting.  I enjoy basketball, but I enjoy excitement more.  If I have to choose between basketball and exciting basketball, then it's a no-brainer.  I'm choosing NBA 2k11 on the PS3.

SWIMMING:

Thanks to Michael Phelps, swimming is as trendy as it has ever been and will probably ever be.  Me?  Not buying.  It's still just people swimming fast in a pool.  I will say this, though- as a habitual nose plugger, I'm super impressed with how these swimmers aren't drowning all the time.  Seriously, how do they do that?  If I get a little bit of water through my nose, I'm making a dead sprint to the pool side so I can cough my lungs out.  Did I miss out on the gene that allows you to breathe underwater like a fish? 

One of the downsides of having an Olympics in a different time zone is that the TV coverage does not always match up with the real time.  That means that I knew Michael Phelps did not medal pretty much before I even saw him qualify.  And I went upstairs last night so that I could see the US mens 4X100 relay team win the silver medal that MSN.com had already told me about.  Swimming is already not exciting- but when the drama is completely eliminated, I realize that I really don't care about swimming.  Period. 

Side tangent #3- I love watching these weird, non-familiar sports, and listening to all these commentators who are taking these sports much, much more seriously than I ever will with more insight and knowledge about them than I will ever have (or care to have).  The idea that these sports are happening somewhere in the world even when it's not the Olympics is still slightly mind-blowing for me.  It's like object permanence but with sports.

FIELD HOCKEY:

People playing hockey by running around on a hard floor- should be awesome, right?  WRONG.  I tried to watch the US womens team versus Germany but found that I couldn't.  It was pretty boring.  And I don't think it was because it was women's field hockey- I just don't think the sport is all that compelling.  It's way slower than ice hockey, which seems to negate any potential skill that could make the sport exciting.  Plus, I just kept thinking about their backs, and all that bending over, and I decided that watching field hockey is the poor mans version of watching somebody claw the chalkboard. 

BONUS:

While typing this blog, I watched a little bit of kayaking and found out that if your kayak capsizes and you pass through a gate, you are given a 50 second penalty.  Is that not the biggest d-bag penalty you could give out?  I mean, when a kayak capsizes, there's a legitimate chance that the person could drown, right?  So naturally, the best way to empathize is to dock them almost a minute of penalty time.  Here, you almost drowned AND we're making sure there's no way you can win.  In the kayaking world, is there that much of a concern that somebody would purposefully capsize their kayak in order to manipulate the course more successfully? 

I'm actually asking, I really don't know.  It just seems like an excessively harsh penalty.  But I can't get too hung up on that- US versus Brazil in women's volleyball is on!!!

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Friday, June 8, 2012

Baby I'm glad you're back

Last March I gave a beautiful, emotionally charged, and surprisingly insightful epitaph on my deceased relationship with basketball.  If you've frequented my blog, you know that any declarative statement of any type that I make is basically just a placeholder for the next time I change my mind.  I go back and forth more than Pong.  So you shouldn't be surprised when I say to you that I have fallen in love with basketball all over again.

I think a couple of things have fueled the rebirth of my basketball jones.  Reading Bill Simmons certainly played a big role.  He is undoubtedly my favorite sports writer, and the passion, wit, and intelligence with which he writes about basketball is super contagious.  In fact, I could probably point to the day I started reading his Book of Basketball as the day I began to come home to hoops (this is a hindsight call- at the time, I didn't realize it fully).  It was like 700 pages reminding me what I love about the game.

Actually, now that I think about it, Simmons is probably the whole reason that I came back to hoops.  It certainly wasn't the NBA itself.  Sure, last season was extremely compelling (with a sweet feeling at the end) but then they went into lockout mode and it looked like the season would be canceled (note: in sports labor disputes, I always root for seasons to be canceled- I just think it's good for perspective)...then the game came back and Simmons wrote a bajillion articles in a short period of time, and I was pretty much hooked.  So thanks, Bill.

Really though, I don't think it was too much of a stretch to get back into it- the love was not buried in an unmarked grave, and so rekindling it from its hibernation was surprisingly simple.  Indeed, as I wrote in my basketball eulogy-
Basketball has this beautiful cadence about it. The bouncing of the ball against the hard wood floor. The squeak of the tennis shoes. The swish of the net. And the eloquence of the motion- a crossover dribble, a behind the back pass, three pointers from the corner, a sweet pick-and-roll.


I think more than any other sport, basketball is woven into my DNA, and as much as I may try to, I'll never be completely rid of my need for it.  It's like my own Ring of Power.  Purchasing NBA 2k11 (probably the most realistic sports simulation EVER) pretty much sealed the deal- between Grantland.com and my PS3, I'll be able to maintain my basketball crush indefinitely.


Last nights Boston-Miami showdown also reinforced basketball as my sport du jour.  And as unlikely as this may seem, LeBron James was the main protagonist.  Not in a 'hahaha FAIL' way either- but by putting on a masterpiece of a performance in last nights Game 6 win against the Boston Celtics.  I've never been a LeBron fan- in fact, I previously wrote this about the social enigma:
He's not the first (or only) athlete to think and act like he's bigger than the game...but gosh darn it does he annoy me. The whole macho-angry-scowl thing, the talcum powder toss, the Decision, the complaining during his rookie year when he wasn't named to the all-star team- it's ridiculous.


I suppose I'll always be a "hater", but I can also see that James is far and away the best player of this generation.  Still, even with all of his accomplishments and accolades and statistical feats, I had never ever EVER seen anything from him (or any other player for that matter) like I witnessed last night.  Mind=blown.

The stat line is certainly impressive- 45 points on 19-26 shooting (2-4 from beyond the arc), 15 rebounds, 5 assists, played the first 45 minutes straight- and the historical context makes it even more so- elimination game, on the road, against his previous personal dementor, the Celtics...but did you see it?  LeBron was locked in like I've never seen him locked in before.  The macho-act was gone, replaced by a stone-cold stoicism more often seen in the greatest killer the world has ever known.
Although with those wrist blades, I'll bet it's really hard to catch a bounce pass
And without having to actively repress the gag impulses from James' tough guy act, I was able to appreciate his full arsenal of offensive prowess.  Dunks, lay-ups, catch-and-shoot jumpers, leaners, fade-aways, circus shots.  Every trick in the bag was money last night.  Every basketball player has those days when they're feeling it- where everything you throw up just seems to go in- it's just that most of us have those days in front of the white brick walls of our local community center gymnasium and not thousands of fans at TD Garden with the fate of our season in the balance.  James just kept hitting shot after off-balanced shot, while the Celtics were helplessly throwing up their hands and arms in order to squelch the fire.  On a pair of possessions in the second quarter, James drew shooting fouls on jump shots because the Celtics were literally throwing themselves at him in order to slow him down.  Again, it was breathtaking to behold.

And there were some big shots, too.  When I started watching the game, Boston was down 22-12, and that's pretty much where they stayed until the end- always hanging around that 8-12 point deficit, always threatening to make a move but never quite getting there- because of LeBron James.  Whenever Boston started to put a couple buckets and stops together, James would come down and make some dagger shot Miami would go on another mini-run.  It was unreal. 

I will never be a Heat fan because of this (I'm confident that unless you're a Miami homer, you won't be either after you watch the video) but I am a fan of beauty, and the way LeBron James played last night was so logically beautiful, so unemotionally brilliant, that I not only have to tip my hat to him, but I have to say I really enjoyed watching him play.  Rather, I got to see LeBron the basketball player play last night, and that is so much more awesome than watching LeBron the showman or LeBron the global icon.

I still don't think I'll ever "root" for LeBron, but I have gained a new appreciation for him as a competitor and someone who takes his craft (and not just himself) seriously.  Congratulations LeBron- you've earned all the praise that comes your way for that performance.

But enough about my anti-crush.  Let's talk Rajon Rondo.  Last night was my first time seeing him play and I have to say I was quite impressed by him as well.  Since I've only missed the bandwagon by about five years, I won't be covering anything that hasn't been covered before- but still, the dude is one heck of a floor general.  He plays hard and seems to have total command of what's going on in the game at both ends of the floor.  If James hadn't been in Seek-and-destroy mode, Rondo would have been the most phenomenal dude on the court.

He's an amazing passer- both in his understanding of angles and his execution of simple plays.  Yes, he had 7 turnovers last night, but he made at least that many plays that made me say "wow"- either for their degree of difficulty or the ease of their simplicity.  I loved how, after the Heat made a free throw (or any stoppage of play, really), he'd let the ball slowly roll up the court before touching it, giving the Celtics a fuller 24 second clock for their halfcourt offense as well as extending the game.  I've always wondered why most teams wait until the end of close games before implementing such a strategy.  After witnessing Rondo pull it off a handful of times, I'm convinced it's one of the smartest things you could ever do.

I think what impressed most about Rondo was his ability to convert a dribble immediately into a pass.  Many basketball players can do this, but Rondo did this so seamlessly that it seemed like he must have the ball on a string. 

And besides, he possibly has the coolest athlete name ever.  Rajon has a very majestic-yet-silky texture that just sort of massages your tongue as it rolls over it, and his last name is even cooler:
Welcome back, basketball- I sure have missed you.

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Monday, October 24, 2011

Tim Tebow: Savior- or saviorest?


If you even thought about accessing any sort of media relating somehow to sports, then you surely know that yesterday was Tim Tebow's first start of the season.  And I'm gonna take him to task.

I actually have nothing against Tebow- from what I've read/heard, he's a fine and upstanding young man, a devout Christian, and an excellent teammate.  Tebow has done humanity a solid.  His parents should be proud.

He definitely doesn't deserve most of the venom being spewed towards him.  You can't blame Denver for reaching to draft Tebow in the first round.  He (probably) didn't ask the fans to start cheering for him when Kyle Orton's career started to tailspin.  It's definitely not his fault that everyone everywhere nitpicking his football career the past two weeks- talking about how inaccurate he is, why he is inaccurate, how his arm isn't strong enough, how his arm is strong enough, how he needs an offense specifically tailored to his skill set, how he needs to be a pocket passer, how he isn't ever going to be a pocket passer, his intangibles...and I didn't even actually read most of the articles- this is all information gleaned from headlines and the NFL pregame shows that I watched today. 

I understand why this is- we're like information sponges, and the Internet is Bikini Bottom.  Bill Simmons has talked before about the culture of the Internet, and the 24 hour news cycle, and because there's so much more air time to fill, things get analyzed and reanalyzed, and the analysis gets analyzed and so on and so on.  And of course I could rip on the process...but using my own blog to do so would be a little hypocritical.  I just don't believe that you should bite the hand that feeds you (especially since most of the time it's my own hand). 

I do think that this over-overanalyzation had a ridiculous impact on the development of young players.  Head coaches too, but I'm not talking about coaches here- I'm talking about the man Tim Tebow.  I remember as a kid reading this book of NFL player profiles from the early 1980's.  One of the player profiles was Bert Jones, a young QB for the Baltimore Colts, and his head coach made a comment akin to QBs taking about five years to really fully understand the NFL game. 

Every time I stumble across an article about Tebow or see him being virtually dissected, I think about that quote.  I think about Tim Tebow, starting for the 4th or 5th time in the 2nd year of his NFL career, and I think it's absolutely preposterous that people would be trying to make declarative statements about his football future at this stage in his career.  Especially since everybody knew that Tebow was going to be a project coming out of the funky spread offense that Florida ran.  But hey, we have to fill the air time, so let's keep talking and talking and let's run this kid's career into the ground before it even gets started.  Poor Timmy.

But enough about that.  On to the game!

Full disclosure- I didn't actually get to watch Tebow play very much yesterday.  Apparently 1-4 Denver at 0-5 Miami didn't really make for must-see TV, Tebow or no Tebow.  So I watched San Diego at New York (the Lions were on, but I couldn't stand to watch them suck).  Ergo, my discussion of Tebow will be mostly academic.

I know that his passing numbers were so-so.  I know that he led the Denver offense to within field goal range a couple times in the first half but the Denver kicker missed a couple of field goals.  I know that Tebow led the Broncos from 15 points down in the last 3 minutes of the game (thanks on-side kick team!) and then about half-way through the OT period the defense delivered a turnover that eventually led to a 52 yard game winning field goal.  I know that after the game they interviewed Tebow and he thanked Jesus and then his teammates.

People with way more time and money on their hands are going to sit around and dissect the film of this game and be able to determine whether Tebow played good, great, or more great.  So I can't really comment on that.  He led them to a win, which is always a big deal in the NFL.  He's definitely an exciting player, if not slightly unorthodox.
 
What I want to focus on is his post game comments- particularly how they rubbed me the wrong way.
 
Maybe it's just because I'm a little older, a little wiser, or maybe I'm about to get ungrafted from the Vine- but I really wasn't feeling the shout-out to JC.  Far be it for me to make any sort of judgments or assumptions or mind-readings, but it really felt forced.  It was like Tim spent all week with a series of post-it-notes around his house that said "If get interviewed, thank Jesus Christ Personal Savior". 
 
I don't have any problem with athletes being outspoken about their faith- as long as its in context.  If you're speaking to a bunch of church camp kids- yeah, tell them about your faith.  If you're telling a reporter why you set up this charity or that fundraiser- sure, that's appropriate.  If the NFL analysts are asking you about game situations- you should probably leave God out of it.  Especially since you just got sacked 7 times, went 13-27 passing, and spent most of the game struggling against the worst defense since Helms Deep.
 
I don't know- I just think that it's okay to talk about football when they ask you football questions.  If you repped Christ because you're wanting to stay humble, try looking at your statistics instead.  Plenty there to keep yourself in perspective.  If you name-dropped Jesus because you wanted Him to get proper praise and glory, try going 31-35 for 325 yards and 5 TDs.  But don't take my word for it:
 
-If anyone speaks, they should do so as one who speaks the very words of God. If anyone serves, they should do so with the strength God provides, so that in all things God may be praised through Jesus Christ. If anyone plays quarterback, he should complete at least 60% of his passes with an average yards/attempt of about 7-8, and a 3-1 TD-to-INT ration.  To him be the glory and the power for ever and ever. Amen- 1 Peter 4:11 (Bolded part was not part of the original manuscripts.  Or any of the manuscripts, for that matter)
 
That's all I got.  I don't know if it's good enough, but thanks to the Internet we have nothing but time to kill and space to fill.  I do hope that Tebow does well- I like to see the good guys succeed and the underdogs prove their doubters wrong.  I'm also partial to left-handed QBs  TTFN!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Dirk, LeBron, and a time to sow

Starting off with the obligatory "Congratulations" to the Dallas Mavericks. I don't mean as a slight- any time a team comes together over the course of a season and survives a grueling playoff run, it's a big deal. But I'm not a Mavs fan. I didn't watch any of their games. Actually, I didn't really watch any games this season. You know, since me and basketball called it quits.

But because of my desire to see the Miami Heat fail, I did follow this season quite a bit (pretty much exclusively via reading articles about the Miami Heat on ESPN.com). It wasn't because I was interested in hoops again. It wasn't because I got The Book of Basketball for my birthday (amazing read for anyone who enjoys basketball and/or pop culture references). Even Bill Simmons, with all his basketball acumen and writing prowess, couldn't suck me back into what many have been calling the most compelling NBA season in years. I watched a grand total of one quarter this season- which was the last quarter of the 2010-2011 season. Even then, I didn't watch because I wanted to see the Dallas Mavericks win their first title. I watched because I wanted to see the Miami Heat lose.

And I wanted to see the Miami Heat lose because of LeBron Raymone James.

I've talked about LeBron before. I'm sure I will again. Sadly what I have against LeBron is not entirely his fault. Our society has this nasty habit of exalting individuals merely based upon certain characteristics that are esteemed at that particular time. Sometimes those characteristics are noble. Sometimes those characteristics just involve the ability to put a sphere into a cylinder. I don't know LeBron personally, so I can't speak to his possession or lack of noble qualities. But I don't think national sports magazines put him on their covers while he was in high school because he was voted Most Helpful Boy.

And having never been the target of mass adulation, I can't honestly say how I would respond in a similar situation. I can imagine that having all sorts of constant praise heaped on you from every angle probably warps your sense of standing within the human community. It's not all LeBron's fault that's he's an self-obsessed ego-maniac. All of us sports fans are at least a little to blame.

But still- he has bought into the hype pretty hard core. The "King James" moniker. The random acts of violence towards talcum powder. Snubbing the Orlando Magic after a playoff loss. The "Decision". The "We Did It" party. LeBron has come to represent, in my mind, everything that is wrong with sports in our culture today. It's probably too much to pin on one person, and realistically I know there are other athletes and additional things to blame.

Then he ripped out the heart of a sports city (Cleveland) for the sake of his own brand, prematurely celebrated victory with his newfound buddies, and then spent the year playing the "Woe is me" card when everything blew up in his face. And that sort of surgically grafted scapegoat horns onto his headband. The sins of sports got tatted on his biceps. What did he think was going to happen though? Did he honestly think he was bulletproof?

Enough about James. I've decided to take my talents to Germany.

The 2011 NBA finals provided my NBA voyeurism with a perfect contrast to LeBron- Dirk Nowitzki. I've always been enamored with Dirk. It's partly because the German perversion of the letter 'w' (BTWs, did anyone else think that it was funny that NBA commissioner David Stern mispronounced Dirks last name? How long has Dirk been in your league? Global game what?) led me to mispronounce his name for most of my adult life. Partly it is due to the fact that he is 7' tall and can shoot threes like nobodies business. And he has crazy hair and a face that sorta looks like he's transforming into Teen Wolf. Oh, and he was on Punk'd. Basically this guy bleeds awesomesauce.

But as I watched some highlights and read articles about the NBA finals, I was really confronted with the stark contrasts between Dirk and LeBron. LeBron is one of the most explosive athletes I have ever seen. Dirk is....well, he's sneaky. I feel like when he jumps, you'd need a mongoose to slide a dollar bill under his feet. Dirk has a jump shot that could bring tears to the eyes of a swan. LeBron's shot makes you run for cover. Dirk's movements are very herky-jerky, like Wall-E trying to operate in the low post. LeBron combines the grace of a gazelle with the power of an eighteen wheeler.

But it was more than just their physical differences. There's just something about the way they conduct themselves. And this really hit home to me when they showed a shot of Dirk's fabled shooting coach, Holger Geschwindner, watching the celebration with teary eyes.

I don't want to say that LeBron is not a hard worker. But he strikes me as someone who is gets by on his athletic gifts than someone willing to put in the hard hours of work. I'm generalizing surely- but doesn't it seem like LeBron has basically stagnated as a basketball while Dirk has just grown as a player over the years? I mean, Dirk Nowitzki put in so much work that his shooting coach was brought to tears when he finally won a title. LeBron? I think that if he ever had a shooting coach, that guy probably died by being struck in the head by a wayward carom of a LeBron James laser-throw.

What's my point? Well, a little bit of gloating. A little bit of explanation of said gloating. A little bit of analysis. And a moral to the story- kids, no matter how great your natural gifts and talents are, you have to bust your booty twice as hard as the next guy- because when your time comes, you can't just hope you win because you spent last summer expecting the victory party.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Fab Five

Last Sunday, I watched the documentary on the Fab Five that aired on ESPN. When I heard about it (while listening to a Bill Simmons podcast with Jalen Rose), I immediately went to my smart phone, accessed the calender feature, and entered the date and time onto my calender. There was absolutely no way I was going to miss this. Yes. I used my digital planner to keep track of a TV show- only because we don't have Tivo.

In the interest of journalistic integrity (although I am neither a journalist nor a person of integrity), I should here admit my rather large bias in assessing the Fab Five documentary. I am a white kid who used to be a die-hard U-M fan, and was in my fresh formative sports years when the Fab Five hit the scene. I understand that I forfeit my objectivity, and I accept that lot. So when I weigh in the documentary itself, as well as the racial discussion it has sparked- I realize the lens that I see through will have some fingerprints on it....and what's this, an eyelash?

Let me just say, I absolutely loved this documentary. It was everything I thought it would be- and more. This was like having nostalgia pumped directly into my blood stream. See I was in 6th grade when the Fab Five started playing collegiate basketball for the University of Michigan. Before then, I was mostly a bookworm who would play in the occasional backyard football game but was by and large not very interested (or knowledgeable) about sports.

I don't want to say that I started shooting hoops because C-Webb was throwing down vicious dunks. And I didn't start watching ESPN all the time because Jalen threw a sweet alley-oop to Jimmy King. But they were definitely a very present entity during that time, and because of the association, they have become permanently etched in my mind as this very mythic entity that destroyed crops and burned villages.

Of course, several articles that I have read, including this one and this one, make reference to the influence of the Fab Five as being overstated- that the early 1980's Georgetown teams were bringing hip/hop blackness to college b-ball a decade before the Wolverines. By and large, I cannot truly comment on that, because I was like 4 years old when Patrick Ewing started rocking the gray t-shirt under his jersey. And even now, I can't watch basketball from the 1980s- those shorts are just too damn depressing.

Looking at their accolades on paper, I suppose I have to admit that it was pretty impressive what was accomplished there at G-town (basketball wise- I really have no idea what kind of cultural impact they had). Three title games in four years- and an actual championship game win. A win. Man, I would kill to have a vacated championship game win from the Fab Five years.

But Patty Ewing never did what the Fab Five did. Georgetown did not start five freshmen the year Michael Jordan drove a dagger through their hearts. The Hoyas did not repeat their title game run as sophomores- Georgetown did not return to the NCAA's final game until Ewing's junior season- when they won it all over Phi Slamma Jamma.

I'm not trying to rag on the Hoyas place in hoops history- far from it. It was as impressive of a four-year run as anyone, especially in the rugged Big East. I'm just saying that there has been some who question the credentials of the Fab Five, calling them "style over substance". True, they did not win any Big Ten championships (in those two seasons there were some extremely tough upperclassmen-led teams) or National titles. But can we just get past all of that "who has the bigger loaf of da french bread" for a second and reflect on what they did accomplish?

Besides, from my corner, the Fab Five had a huge impact on the culture. Granted, my own little corner of the world was a slightly rural and Caucasian town in the middle of Michigan- but still, I'd bet my 1992 not-there-anymore Final Four ring that there were tons of other little towns all over the United States, just like mine, where groups of mini-Fab Fives were springing up all over the place. I remember baggy shorts, bald heads, and black Nike socks becoming the popular thing for the middle school basketball player. Whether those things existed before doesn't matter necessarily, because it was the Fab Five that took them to the place of being 8th grade popular.

But all of those things are merely fashion. They Fab Five took the fashion- and made it smashin'. (In the context of my poorly conceived rhyme, smashin' is equivalent to doing something well). At a time in life when most freshmen are trying to escape swirlies, being stuffed into lockers, or being hung from flag poles, these guys were going all the way to the NCAA title game and taking a half-time lead over the defending champs. (Wait a minute, that doesn't happen to college freshmen? Yeah, I doubt it.) Having a freshman make an impact on the tournament scene was nothing new- in fact, the Georgetown Hoyas themselves got to the championship game in 1982 largely on the exploits of super frosh Patrick Ewing and lost that game because of the 18 foot jump shot from another super freshman...some random guy forgotten by history now, his name isn't important, so let's move on. Freshmen, while young and soft and squishy, can be contributing members of good basketball teams.

But having an entire starting line-up of freshmen- that was (and is) unprecedented. And sure, they played like a young AND-1 team- Jason Whitlock says that the Fab Five were "immature, arrogant", and basically undisciplined, and thus lost to teams like Duke and Indiana that were "structured, disciplined, well-coached". What Mr. Whitlock forgets to mention is that these teams prominently featured upperclassmen and experienced coaches. It's pretty easy to pick on Steve Fisher and his band of merry-men, but the fact is that they were growing-ups playing against grown-ups...and they held their own, all the way to the (almost) top.

To come back and do it again as sophomores is even more impressive, because at that point they had the target on their backs and a nation of haters just waiting for them to fall. By this time, I was starting my journey of actually watching basketball- a journey that would ultimately crescendo with me video-taping virtually the entire 2000-2001 season.

Anyways, the documentary really took me back to that place where I was so wide-eyed and innocent, and walked me down the lane of memories. For two hours on a Sunday night in March, I got to be a 6th grader again, gazing at the wonder set before me, watching the high flying theatrics from my own personal Justice League. I absolutely loved watching all of the in-game footage- especially the behind the scenes stuff (and the high school/middle school footage, like when C-Webb dunked the ball during the midget league game...or was that middle school?). But the real beauty of the documentary was that I was able to experience that with the wisdom and adultness that I've accumulated over the years.

So I got to see the story of how Juwan Howard's grandmother passed away on the day he announced he was going to Michigan. I saw the weight of failure multiplied by millions as it weight on a 19-year old Chris Webber's shoulders as he walked off the court following their 1993 loss to the Tar Heels (seriously, do the camera people have no souls?) and then have to answer reporters questions afterward about the incident (I know that reporters have no souls...oh wait. That's lawyers) with much more grace than I probably would have been able to muster at that moment.

I also got some insight into their rivalry with Duke- insight that has caused a firestorm of backlash, but also ignited some very thoughtful conversation about race, class, and education.

If you haven't heard yet, Jalen Rose (reflecting on his thoughts and feelings as a 17 old) may or may not have called Grant Hill an "Uncle Tom". As a middle class Caucasian, I am far too removed from the situation to really make an accurate assessment of the accuracy of the statement or the impact of the words. Jimmy King said he had thought Hill was a "bitch". As a middle class Caucasian...well, I'm pretty sure I understand the implication of calling someone a "bitch". Note: it's not very nice.

Hill was less than impressed, and threw around a lot of big words in an editorial to the New York Times. And so that has inspired a series of articles (I've mostly read the ones on ESPN.com) about Rose and his comments.

There are a lot of elements going on here, but my initial reaction when I read Hill's response (which is very well written) was that he overreacted. Those labels mean something entirely different to an African-American man than they do to me, but I also feel like I was able to grasp the meaning from the context of the comments. Because, you know, we don't exist in a life of one-liners and headlines- we exist in a big picture. And the comments that Rose made really had nothing to do with Grant Hill.

What I got out of Rose's comments was that he was very bitter as a young man that he had a professional athlete for a father and yet was in a situation where they had to scrape for a living while a guy like Grant Hill had a similar dynamic and yet a polar opposite situation. His remarks during the documentary were meant to reflect those feelings.

I feel that Hill overreacted. I mean, come on, Grant- you have a Duke education...surely you can discern a single quote taken out of an entire body of work. It was very obvious to me that Jalen was much, much more frustrated at the time with his situation, and that you were merely the personification of that disparity. And yes, I am admittedly pro-Fab Five...but come on, was that last line really necessary? It was, from my vantage point, a little immature. Lacking grace. Bereft of class. In essence, it's the kind of thing that I would do.

Regardless, it does bring to light a very interesting discussion about how race, class, and education all play off of each other. I can't say that all black players that play for Duke are "Uncle Toms"...because A) That's not my call to make, and B) Each situation is different. But the fact is that Duke does go after a certain class of person and player in their recruiting, and those standards and values line up with a very much WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, in case you didn't know) point of view. And that's within their right to do- as Jalen said on First Take, they have to recruit not only for their team, but for their program and their university.

The frustration that I think Jalen is trying to get across is that there is this self-perpetuating unfairness within the educational system that does not afford equal access and opportunity. Traditionally, the quality of inner-city education (cities which are predominantly made up of minorities) has lagged behind. This leads to people graduating high school with little-to-no ability to get a competitive education or a job that makes enough money to get out of the situation.

Compounding the situation, as I have come to find from reading some of these articles (watch the video with Chris Broussard), is that there is an "identity crisis" within the black community- that is, blacks that strive to succeed within the greater white society are seen as selling out, and negative qualities (being a pimp/thug/gangsta/etc.) are seen as being a true black man. So in addition to having an educational system in place that perpetuates itself, you have a culture that reinforces negative stereotypes as well. Factor in the stereotypes of mainstream America towards urban areas...and poof! There you have it- 21st century segregation.

It's a terrible situation that we can thank our forefathers for. However, if anything at all comes out of this documentary besides some great basketball clips and reminders that the early days of hip-hop were pretty painful on the ears, I hope that it opens eyes to the fact that while slavery has been officially abolished for quite some time, there are flaws built into the system to keep the playing field from being equal.

All in all, I think it was a great documentary. There are layers that I didn't even delve into in this blog- you might love or hate the Fab Five, but I am willing to bet that if you were a sports fan in the early 1990's, you are not ambivalent about them. This documentary will make you think, and hopefully help to keep what is one of my most cherished memories in tact for years and years to come.